"ARE YOU THERE?????????????????????????????? (BUDDY BEAR)"

"Yes, I know which quote it was. It was pretty easy to pick out --as it was the only one without cursewords or sexual suggestions.."

"So which quote was it? It's driving me crazy:("

"that quote thing is a cool ass idea, i really enjoyed it"

"Is that right? dumb dutch clompin hu?! Well .. you tortilia fu@in taco suckin, tostada shitin faggot... put that in your fuckin quotes list, bitch."

"Just kick it at tha crib vato and drink some safasas!!!"

"I was surprised by the turnout of 80 or so people. ALL MEXICANS!!!! weird huh?"

"we should take salsa lessons."

"No, I haven't been bellydancing lately. I have been taking shag lessons, though."

"Its kinda small but its got really sweet blue shag carpet"

"But please forgive me I love you and want to fuck you so think about that and maybe a jerk off hand job you little jap."

"i woke up today upside-down half way on a couch in a room that i've never seen before; it was weird. now i'm going back to sleep cause i don't know if i'm awake."

"I got gay-ass school tomorrow"

"I need a HOT DOG MAN/or WOMAN and a bottle of KETCHUP and MUSTARD."

"I've perfected the art of pretending to pay attention to customers who have nothing better to do except talk to me about why the Justice League cartoon is so good. Multi-tasking doesn't even slow them down. Keep talking, I'll check my email, package boxes, put out comics, eat lunch, smoke a cigarette, do heroin-and they won't even be close to being finished."

"IAM NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"BUAR Spolo8tisz acespt ed i overs tecatecd i'msroyr. atslk i woulat soce oeer ther sonight wgu you resar't aonlien. talsk oon."

"I created a new email because everyone says it spells N-Woman 1 and makes fun of me.."

"No more sleeping with shot guns and no that girl was a dog Rofl went out on one date and never called her back ."

"I do remember that once I did get interested in nirvana's music it had only 3 or 4 years since he had died. I know we may have discussed this before, but do you remember hearing about it when it happened?"

"my cup of tea is grinded organs"

"Oh, and nice phone call from you the other night..I need to know about your hot wing bowel movements now?

"Perhaps I could be the "Geriatric Shai Girl"

"i wish i could have a voting poll but all the girls i know dont have any teeth"

"Yes, I am the crazy shot girl in the pictures..........too much Jager"

"Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid."

"Live the life you want, not the one society (by whatever label) wants to force upon you. "

"ask yourself this....... is it right for your blood sweat and tears to pay for the Saturday night superstars??"

"I looked at the tape and I saw the ass beating you gave Steve Meyers and I just have one thing to tell you about it.......THANKS."

"It's real! It's soo real."

"I was laughing under my mask after you kicked my ass and said all you had to do was win."

"you are one sick mofo...lol"

"AHHHHH KILLAH!!!! what's up Bestfriend for life?"

"YOU ARE A BAD INFLUENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"when's the next time you double crunch, body flip, triple kick, and pile drive some old bloke? "

"I have heard you left XCW and Nite was really bashing you about leaving because you did not like how things were being run."

"MMMMMMMMM, CHICKEN SOUP. (DROOL)"

"OK, the ice cream question, it's gonna take me a little longer to produce your results"

"A public place? Are you afraid I'm going to try and kill you or something? I am not really into the graveyard scene. How akward! What do you have against food? Anyway, I am too late now to think of anything."

"Is he C-3PO"

"It's okay, man, LOT'S of men wear headbands"

"WhhhhhAaaaaAAAAAAa??"

"Why we are still friends sometimes makes me wonder. Not on my part really, because if nothing else, you've always been entertaining. But why do you still talk to me? If I'm not lying to you, I'm insulting you, or insisting you do something I want, or demanding something. I'm a walking case of PMS, and there's no knowing whether I will love you or hate you from one day to the next. I swear I'm not like that with anyone else I know. Guess you bring out the devil in me. Cheers, and God bless George Bush and **r** *a*"

"are you still reading me? are you alive? do you care?"

"Insert huge-crazed-bloodshot-eyes and squiggly-mouth here. "

"does he become Mr. Octopus?"

"If you get something strange in the mail, it's from me. Don't worry, it's not contagious and it doesn't smell bad. "

"I love it blonde. It brings out my eyes alot. Well, I hope they show up..."

"i asked alyshia for ur new number but of course she was like i cant find it or some bullshit like that "

"THAT helps"

"but unfortunately, Alicia's who tread across your path are destined for a doomed relationship........Though I would get a real kick out of seeing THAT in Seth's Quotes, it's not to be."

"ahhhh the infamous Seth. Girl, if i hear his name ONE MORE TIME i think i might puke. for real"

"What if we end up getting married, you nerd?"

"Do I hear Marriage???? Just kidding i know better."

"Laying down upon me, making me feel all sweet. He whispers in my ear, now go make something to eat."

"Tank is an asshole."

"Wow, 3 days in a row you didn't call me when I asked you to. You suck."

"Thanks for just signin' off asshole!"

"Don't settle for the one you can live with. Wait for the one you can't live without."

"Thanks for you time, I had fun, but it's time to move on and away from you."

And last but not least, the quote of the month.

Also, I no longer care to get a review, even if it's not by me, of EVERY single sequel or prequel that has been released. One of the reason is very simply that the studios are releasing so many of these things nowadays that anybody with half a life wouldn't be able to see all of them anyway. I never reviewed those four that I left out last year, and I'm not going to(I actually haven't seen any of those four yet). I'm also not going to review the 13 that I didn't see during the last review period. However, because I'm such a nice chap, here are those fifteen: Spy Kids 3-D, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Ginger Snaps 2, Inspector Gadget 2, Charlotte's Web 2, Wild Things 2, Shrek 2, Bring it on Again, Dumb and Dumberer, Legally Blonde 2, Shanghai Knights, Leprechaun 6, Scooby Doo 2, and Starship Troopers 2.

I have once again used Frankenstein terms for the rating of each movie.

Matrix Revolutions- GOOD - I, for one, thought this was a very nice finale to the Matrix trilogy. I know numerous people who didn't even bother seeing this one after being too confused by the second one of the series, Matrix Reloaded. I found it all interesting, though, and couldn't wait to see how it all concluded. I was not disappointed. I actually found it very amusing upon realizing, while watching this third installment, that the whole "Matrix" concept had very serious religious overtones.
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle- BAD - Put three hot girls together as a superhero trio in an action movie and bring back another girl who used to be hot as the main villain and you can't go wrong, right? Wrong. No mistaken, there is great stuff in it like, again, hot babes in Drew Barrymore and Lucy Lui, good fight scenes, a very nice Pussycat dancers sequence, and Crispin Glover. But in the end, somehow in both installments of Charlie's Angels movies, you leave thinking it was still missing something.
Final Destination 2- GOOD - I believe that the makers of this film took themselves a little less seriously than they did in the first one. And that's a good thing. There were still gruesome deaths aplenty. Actually, there were more deaths done more creatively than in the original. The continued story is not too shabby either. But again, the fact that they added humor, even if it's sick humor, is what did it for me. I found myself laughing more than cringing at the insane deaths in this one. Greatness.
Bad Boys 2- BAD -I knew immediately that this film was a bit too long for an action flick. But I originally liked it pretty well. The more I thought about it, though, the more that I realized that a lot of what takes place is pretty freakin' dumb. There are some great action sequences, and Smith and especially Lawrence are as entertaining as ever. But there are just way too many unrealistic circumstances that take place. I guess it's best to view it after setting your brain on the coffee table.
American Wedding- GOOD - This is another good ending to a trilogy. In my opinion, they wrapped up the American Pie saga nicely with this one. The first movie was high school, the second was college, and the third was getting married. In one way of another, those represent three major points in a person's life. The only thing left to do would be to show the characters as senior citizens about to croak and, thankfully, I think they'll leave that one alone. Iz almost, if not as, entertaining as the first two.
Terminator 3- UGLY - I had to wonder from the start how in the hell they could have a third Terminator after the so conclusive ending to the classic second one. So I went and saw, and for the first time in forever, I actually had the urge to leave the theater way before the movie had ended. Most offensive, this installment completely ruins everything that was accomplished in Terminator 2. The fact that governor AHnold's catchphrases have become more stupid than funny didn't help it either.
Freddy vs. Jason- GOOD - I'm the type of person that would've seen and liked this movie even if everyone else didn't. But everyone did, and with good cause! The opening that explains the history of both horror icons is informative enough that one didn't have to have seen any of the previous Nightmare on Elm Street's or Friday the 13th's to get what's going on. And the story ties the two characters together nicely. I just hope they don't ruin it by making a Freddy vs. Jason SEQUEL. Uneeded.
American Psycho 2- GOOD - This flick is not near as clever or as original as the first one. No one actor(William Shatner? HA!) in this direct-to-video sequel has the standout performance that Christian Bale did in the original either. So why did I give it the "GOOD" rating? It's because it's not below average for a horror flick. Oh yeah! And because of a little hottie named Mila Kunis, who got my FULL attention in the way she came into her own, sexuality-wise, in this movie.
X-Men 2- GOOD - This one was much better than the original. Although it did have some unnecessarily added parts, over all it was a really good flick. It just came together better; was more of what an X-Men movie should be like. The attack on the mansion, with the introduction of Colossus and Wolverine running around gutting everybody, was an awesome action sequence. I can only hope that, with the loss of the director from the first two, that the third will be as good as this one. Plus, Famke Janssen is uber hot!
Tomb Raider 2- BAD - Like the Charlie's Angels, this is another example of when putting a hot chick, in this case one of the hottest of all time, in a skin-tight outfit and throw her into an action flick or two, how it would seem that you can't go wrong. But, also like the CA movies, you enjoy some of the scenery and action scenes, but still feel the movie was definitely lacking. This is kind of sad, as it seems that I won't settle for just a hot chick anymore, but actually need a good story!
Scary Movie 3- UGLY - The third film was just plain unfunny. For some, they seemed to be just reenacting scenes from some of the films instead of parodying them. I didn't think that this series could get much worse than Scary Movie 2. But yes, it did in this one. And the first movie showed such great promise! I DO have to give the franchise credit for always have a good variety of babes, though: Pamela Anderson, Shannon Elizabeth, Kathleen Robertson, Jenny McCarthy, and Anna Faris.
Kill Bill Vol. 2- GOOD - On this list we actually have two sequels that are better than their predecessor! Kill Bill Vol. 2 is such a better actual FILM than Kill Bill Vol.1. If for nothing else, the reason that the watching the first one requires the watching of the second to find out what happens, and the second doesn't and could actually stand on it's own as an individual movie. Less mindless fighting, while still having a few more meaningful ones, added to much more greater acting and story.
Spider-Man 2- GOOD - This movie is such greatness. However, of course, I can find many a fault with it. This reason I can do that with this movie and, as my followers know, the first one is because of my extreme knowledge of Spider-Man and because I am ultra-picky when it comes to the way he is presented. BUT, and this is a big but(haha), that's not what matters. What matters is that this is one of the best comic book representations in movie form ever in its ability to appeal to the MASS public.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico- GOOD - I have to say that I waited a good while, even after it was released to home video, before I saw this movie. And during that time, I heard a lot of bad stuff about it. So that may be why I didn't dislike it(also I haven't seen either of the originals), because I was expecting it to be absolutely horrible. And I don't think it was, really. Sure, they had way too many characters and they made the plot so complicated that I laughed out loud at parts. But if you laugh, that means you're having a good time, right?
Alien vs. Predator- GOOD - I didn't have very high expectations for this one either. No AHnold, no Sigourney, and it STILL stings to know that James Cameron offered to do a 5th Aliens film instead of someone else doing this, and was turned him down. But that fact doesn't mean that I couldn't enjoy this confrontation between these two legendary sci-fi icons. This movie makes you WAIT in much anticipation for the Aliens and Predators to meet for the first time. And when they finally do? Snap!

''$114 million -- that's nearly as much money as the Catholic Church paid in hush money this weekend.''
David Letterman- on Spider-Man's opening weekend on The Late Show